Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows on my PC, told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows CD. To my astonishment and distress he threw it into my micro-wave oven and turned it on.
I was upset because the CD had become precious to me, but he said "Do not worry, it is unharmed." After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said "Take a close look at it."
To my surprise the CD was quite cold and it seemed to have become thicker and heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw an inscription, in lines finer than anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth.
4F6E65204F5320746 F2072756C65207468656D20616C6 C2C204F6E65204 F5320746F2066696E64207468656D2C0 D0A4F6E65204F5320746F206272 696E67207468656 D20616C6C20616E6420696E2074 6865206461726B6E65 73732062696E64207468656D"I cannot read the fiery letters," I said. "No," he said, "but I can. The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says: 'One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them One OS to bring them all and in the
darkness bind them.'"
Just a little Lord of the Rings parody... :)